So basically, I can't convey how well I might have done with delivery, but one thing I did kind of weave throughout the 12 minutes I was up there was self-deprication alternating with self-aggrandizement. What I mean is, I emphasized how hard it was to go up there and put myself in the center of attention....AND how much I loved it!
I did a rift of jokes on how there should be honest warning labels on alcohol, like:
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol contributes to dancing like a jerk.I also did several jokes about relationships between AA members (something I know a bit about, alas):
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol could make you think that your exlovers want a call from you at 4:00 a.m.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol could result in your getting tattoos.
AT WHICH POINT: I took off my jacket and showed my tattoos, getting quite a response!
How can you tell two alcoholics are on their second date?
There's a U-Haul in the Driveway.
13th Step = 1 + 12
My life is unmanageable.
I want to share it with you.
Looking for a partner in AA, is like looking for a new car in a junk yard.
Jokes by request, highlights of no-talent show:
How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, he holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around him?
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