| 10. | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. |
| 9. | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back. |
| 8. | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. |
| 7. | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. |
| 6. | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. |
| 5. | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back. |
| 4. | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. |
| 3. | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. |
| 2. | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. |
| 1. | WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Maak you tink you can tipe real gode. |
one friend of Bill's collection of recovery humor, and preparation to overcome extreme social anxiety
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
alcohol warning labels
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